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the roll of fat that rests on your head when you blow a fat guy
I love getting a fat hat, even if it means I have to wear a neck brace and stop riding roller coasters
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a hoe that is fat,a fat girl that sleeps with everybody a fat hoe
man look at that fat hoe I fucked her last night.
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A day of the week/month in which you deside you will eat whatever you want, usually including your friends in it.
When we get to the cinema, we're having a fat day! We'll buy huge popcorn packs and tons of jellies!
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The Clump of Fat that Usually sits on top of the Vagina. Usually confused with pregnancy.
Kylie: "Omg!! DId you see the Kayla? Is she Pregnant?"
Kyle "No. She just has Vagina Fat"
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Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.
That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.
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What the typical American male (usually none too slim himself) doesn't want to hook up with, usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "image."
"Is there anything sadder than 'No Fat Chicks' stretched across a beer gut?"
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Something that isn't real. Overweight people aren't 'oppressed'. If someone is bitching to you, it's because they are a asshole. Not because you are overweight. Fat people have not had to fight for equal rights, fight to get married. Fat people have never been enslaved by skinny people, they are allowed to have jobs, have kids, get married like anyone else. And if someone does give a REAL life example of when they have been oppressed, most of them are highly exaggerated. You don't hear fat oppression anywhere else besides tumblr. That's because it isn't real.
Normal weight person: Here, try some fruit salad!
Fat person: ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?! THAT IS SO FAT OPPRESSION!
Normal weight person: No! It's just this is really goo-
Fat person: TRIGGERED! IM PUTTING THIS ON MY TUMBLR!
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