meat scissors

Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.

"Watch it asshole, I've got me some meat scissors"

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meat sauce

an excuse, typically one made up by someone who doesn't want people to come over to his or her house.

(over the phone)

Pablo: Hey man, mind if we come over?

Russ: Nah, I'm eating dinner with my parents. (aside) Hey mom, could you pass the meat sauce?

Pablo: We know you're alone, there are no cars in the driveway.

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Meat Fountain

When an army of fourth graders take a poop in your front lawn.

Angry Person: Holy s***!?! Those fourth graders just meat fountained my lawn!!

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light meat

Often a symptom of latino males, a very small penis

"My light meat's just not enough for her"

"Naw dog my meat is HEAVY...it elongates

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meat flute

Slang for a guys penis

Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute

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ANAL MEAT

the meat on an ass also known as booty meat from the amazing song by soulja boy

hey biatch, show me some anal meat

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meat flower

a ladies nether regions, a muscular tulip

I raised her leather mini-skirt and pulled her sopping panties to one side then used index finger to arouse her garden of desire: BEHOLD! THE GLISTENING "MEAT FLOWER"!

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