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A bedtime, gladiator level competition between two sides of the brain: One side that wants to sleep and the other that is high as a motherfucker.
John: Dude, could you sleep after eating that 50mg cookie last night?
Drew: No way man. I was in the Mental Olympics for like two hours.
Vulture mentality is when during school, you open some sort of food item, and everyone else swarms around you and asks for some
Absolute vultures. These bastards know the way of the vulture mentality
when you just can't because your brain is just like " " you know? yeah
Can't really talk right now my brain is all mental melty.
The transitional occurrence of becoming a mental midget once someone says or does something stupid beyond comprehension.
Common symptoms of mental midgetry include, but are not limited to:
• lack of critical thinking
• smoothness in the brain
• actively using Twitter
• the average Hazbin Hotel fan
• driving a BMW 3 series or above
• wearing VLONE
• attendance to a Tiktok Rizz Party or relation with an attendee
• casual use of Gen Z terms like "brainrot", "fn" or "I edge(d) to this"
• taking tren
• shameless self-promotion
and
• doing anything for clout
As there is no cure for stupidity, the same applies to anyone susceptible of mental midgetry.
If you see someone experiencing this fatal phenomena, consider euthanizing them for the greater good.
Chenise and Brie were besties since childhood but Chenise suspected her friend was wet behind the ears.
This was later confirmed when she saw Brie eating corn the long way at a Food Festival
Fearing it was too late, Chenise sighed and accepted her bestie was undergoing mental midgetry
The act of hiding one's mental illness or dysfunction from others.
Jack employed some severe mental stealth during his date with Cindy
the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator
Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet
When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them
When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner