A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.
I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.
Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.
going down on a girl. A female blowjob
Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.
When you take a hit off a blunt, joint, bong, vape and you blow it into her vagina.
Damn! I totally muff puffe’d that bitch.
The glistening effect of fanny fluid on a proud and luscious beard
Example - Come back up and let me see your muff puff
When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.
Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.
When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.
Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"