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The unbelievable facial contortions that happen when the body has three choices during a mam-a-jam of a guitar solo
1. Rock face
2. Duece in the pants
3. Nnnuuuugh, spooge.
Did you see that f-ing Rock Face he made coming out of the Rockin Horse solo?
I don't know man, he may have to change his underwear.
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Half of a million i.e., $500,000 dollars.
"Houses in this part of the neighborhood start out at half a rock minimum..."
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A song performed by Bob Segar. This song was used quite frequently in the past for Chevy's truck commercials.
Like a rock, Standin' arrow straight.
Like a rock, Chargin' from the gate.
Like a rock, Carryin' the weight.
Like a rock.
Like a rock, the sun upon my skin.
Like a rock, hard against the wind.
Like a rock, I see myself again.
Like a rock, oh, like a rock.
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A person such as rockhound, lapidary, bonehead or mineral collector that licks rocks to bring out the color potential within the rough stone. Wetting a rock shows what the stone might look like once polished. Often a rockhound will become so excited at a rock or gem show that they start madly licking rocks, hoping to discover the hidden beauty beneath the rough, unpolished surface. To the other people visiting a gem show this activity can seem very odd, inappropriate, gross and even obscene.
Example 1:
"WHAT in the world is that freak doing over there!? He keeps picking up rocks from the ground and LICKING them like he thinks they're food! Yuck!"
"oh, yeah.. that's just that crazy rockhound dude named Mark. He's a rock-licker."
Example2:
"Man, that bonehead rock-licker has stinky breath and rotten teeth! I think I'll pass on looking through the bucket of opal he's been pawing for the past hour. "
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The Rock Boss is used to describe the biggest and toughest prisoner on the yard. In order to become the Rock Boss, a challenger must face the current Rock Boss in mortal combat. If the challenger defeats the Rock Boss, he then becomes the new Rock Boss.
"If you don't toss the Rock Boss's salad, he's gonna beat and torture you."
"That guy's the Rock Boss. The guard's don't even mess with him."
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The funniest comedien to date. Has a book called Chris Rock "Rock This". Chris Rock Never Scared was one of his best skits. He's ill.
Chris Rock "Rock This" was the funniest books ever. READ IT!
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Slightly tan/brown crystals of 84% pure and stable MDMA/molly in crystal form. Tends to smell sweet, like root beer, in large amounts.
Me: got some moon rocks from the darkweb
Friend: ah I been meaning to look into that
Me: it’s complicated my dude.. chromebook, gallium distro, VPN, ufw firewall killswitch, TOR browser, dark web markets, Monero cryptocurrency, PGP to encrypt my shipping... pray to God that spiritualism is a fight worth suffering for, hope I don’t get man in the middles by the feds
Friend: ....... bro, spirituality is a fight worth suffering for, our laws restain freedom and drugs will be legal by 2030, the internet provides transparency and education for all, plus machines are outperforming elites
Me: yep, life is a gift and death is a promise, worst case I make friends and teach people in jail
Friend: truth my guy *hits peace pipe*
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