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To be interrupted in the act of performing cunnilingus on a frenchwomanin the lobby of your apartment by your housemate, ideally whilst wearing a waistcoat.
Dude, you take a knee like a pro. That shit cracked me up. You Bruce Forsythed that frenchie good.
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A less formal way of saying. "Take it to heart" or "Take it seriously"
Dude! I didn't mean it that way. Don't take it to the nipple.
Don't say things like that. He'll take it to the nipple.
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The phrase "take on me" is nonsense verse that was written to sound cool. It's really just a grammatically incorrect version of "take me on". A-Ha repeating themselves in order to have catchier lyrics.
I have nothing clever for the chorus, so...."Take on me!"
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When a male or female prostitute negotiate a sex act by offering not to use protection. A male John will climax inside of the prostitute for a higher premium. Example " I will take your hot for fifty or put on a jimmy for thirty."
I met a hot chick at the bar and took her home. I said I would use a condom, she was so drunk she just kept "taking hot" without a clue
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the fine art of snorting cocaine
well we got the bag you tring to take one? you dont got me
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When you take your first love for granted up until the point that she cheats on you, hides it from you, and leaves you, never to return, leaving you with true heartbreak and nothing but regret, because you know you *fucked* up....
Jack: I made a big mistake, man... I didn't appreciate her enough and she blocked all forms of contact. She dumped me, man... I can't believe how much of a fuck-up loser I am. I feel like I'm living in a nightmare.
Stephen: That's terrible, dude. I've been there. But you know what? Sometimes in life, you just gotta take the L. Sorry to say it.
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