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The University of Tampa is a small school in Florida that is comprised of students who got rejected from their number one schools. It is conveniently located right outside of Ybor city, probably the scrubbiest street in the country. There are too many Guidos and Gays to fathom, and Greek life is a complete joke. The teachers have the least qualifications of any private school in the South. All of these things may be reasons for the transfer rate at 48% after freshman year.
All the girls are bringing their Baby Phat bags to class today, only to impress the Guidos at the University of Tampa.
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Located in Allston, Masachusetts.
Includes several academic subdivisions such as the College of General Studies and School of Hospitality Administration.
Accepts the majority of high school students who apply for admission (57%, according to Peterson's).
Has one high profile athletic team, men's ice hockey, which recently lost to Boston College 5-0 in a season-ending NCAA tournament game.
Boston University student: "Wow, that was a rough day of hotel management classes in the School of Hospitality Administration. If I can dodge the traffic and trolley on Commonwealth Avenue safely, I'll go back to my dorm in Warren Towers and think about how glad I am that I was accepted to BU along with most of the other applicants. Maybe I'll relax by reading about how the hockey team lost 5-0 to Boston College last week."
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A faculty located in Falmer, Sussex. Love to make fun to the neighboring University of Brighton, for some reason. It's a very known fact that everyone in sussex wanted to go to Oxbridge but they couldn't because of mental diseases, so they just find the nearest university in ranking to laugh about so they could complain studying in a shite university.
Leave them alone... they're just university of sussex's dickheads
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Manheim Township University; Where you will see most people from your high school
Why are there at least 60 people from Township going to the University of Pittsburgh?
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(aka university of new jersy at durham)universty of rich, stuck up yankee mamma's boys who are extremley stupid but have enough money to buy ther're way into an expensive school. all though they my think they have a good basketball team, all they're team is is a group of fags with no talent whatsoever. also they're baaketball team has they most unfortunate looking coach in the history of ncaa basketball. and what kind of name is Krzyzewski(aka pinch face) anyway?
krzyzewski- ok guys cheese break! (aka time out)
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A university situated in Southern Ontario, it is acclaimed for its prestigious Engineering and Math programs.
It is also notorious in the poker world as a "Poker Factory", producing many of the top players in the WSOp, like Nenad Medic, Michael McDonald, Steve Black, Will Ma etc.
I hear your going to the University of Waterloo for Engineering! If that doesnt work out you can just pick up poker, there is something in the water there.
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Wesleyan University is a small liberal arts college located in Middletown, Connecticut. Founded in 1831 by Methodist leaders, Wesleyan prides itself in providing a place for gay men in prom dresses and women with mustaches to roam the hillsides free of ridicule or embarrassment. With the exception of a handful of extremely attractive, intelligent, and relatively "normal" individuals, most students at Wesleyan are social outcasts, or techies, who take refuge in the university's open-minded, sunshine bathed, rainbow draped, "hurt me not my tree" philosophy.
Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week, and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "That was a chick."
Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "Yea, that dude was gayer than AIDS."
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