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university of sussex

A faculty located in Falmer, Sussex. Love to make fun to the neighboring University of Brighton, for some reason. It's a very known fact that everyone in sussex wanted to go to Oxbridge but they couldn't because of mental diseases, so they just find the nearest university in ranking to laugh about so they could complain studying in a shite university.

Leave them alone... they're just university of sussex's dickheads

by Notabrightonunistudent December 26, 2010


University of Pittsburgh

Manheim Township University; Where you will see most people from your high school

Why are there at least 60 people from Township going to the University of Pittsburgh?

by mtxioti91 May 22, 2009


Duke University

(aka university of new jersy at durham)universty of rich, stuck up yankee mamma's boys who are extremley stupid but have enough money to buy ther're way into an expensive school. all though they my think they have a good basketball team, all they're team is is a group of fags with no talent whatsoever. also they're baaketball team has they most unfortunate looking coach in the history of ncaa basketball. and what kind of name is Krzyzewski(aka pinch face) anyway?

krzyzewski- ok guys cheese break! (aka time out)

by devil_hater March 28, 2005


University of Waterloo

A university situated in Southern Ontario, it is acclaimed for its prestigious Engineering and Math programs.

It is also notorious in the poker world as a "Poker Factory", producing many of the top players in the WSOp, like Nenad Medic, Michael McDonald, Steve Black, Will Ma etc.

I hear your going to the University of Waterloo for Engineering! If that doesnt work out you can just pick up poker, there is something in the water there.

by grenadegloves April 25, 2009


Wesleyan University

Wesleyan University is a small liberal arts college located in Middletown, Connecticut. Founded in 1831 by Methodist leaders, Wesleyan prides itself in providing a place for gay men in prom dresses and women with mustaches to roam the hillsides free of ridicule or embarrassment. With the exception of a handful of extremely attractive, intelligent, and relatively "normal" individuals, most students at Wesleyan are social outcasts, or techies, who take refuge in the university's open-minded, sunshine bathed, rainbow draped, "hurt me not my tree" philosophy.

Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week, and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "That was a chick."


Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "Yea, that dude was gayer than AIDS."

by Cardinal2000 March 31, 2009


harvard university

The Vanderbilt of the North

Harvard University is famous for being known as the Vanderbilt of the north

A: "You didn't get into Vandy?? "
B: "Nah man, but I got into Harvard University, so I guess I'll be fine. They don't call it the Vanderbilt of the north for nothing!"

by johnharvardthefirst April 08, 2013


DeVry university

A private college (not funded by the public purse). As a result, the tuition fees are high; the good side to this is that you won't fuck around when you're spending all that money for the course. DeVry grads are respected and you are virtually guaranteed that you will be able to get a job when you graduate. I have worked with many DeVry grads in my field (electronics) and have found them to be used to hard work, putting in a good effort, achieving results, and doing fine work. Also they are notably on time for meetings and they come prepared.

Oh, the new hire went to DeVry...I can't foresee us having any problems with his/her on-the-job training phase.

by Jake June 06, 2004