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A Shinobi Wench Hammer is a move during sexual intercourse where the lights are turned out and the male rams the female from the darkness, so hard that she should climax upon landing. Usually performed towards the end of a sexual occurance as a pièce de résistance. It can be executed from infront or behind of a woman. If executed correctly from the rear, it may lead to a Wench Hammer Mudslide
...Silence... *scream of fright then pleasure* "You've just been Shinobi Wench Hammered baby, now lick this mudpie off my sack!"
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The term comes from back in the day when Truckers were Truckers and their rigs didn't have A.C., in an attempt to cool off, truckers would put a sludge hammer down on the gas peddle, open their doors and stand outside on the steps while cruising down Route 66 through the Cajon Pass in Calif. They would call out on their CB's "put the hammer down". You would see a line of semis with truckers driving from the step of their trucks.
It's time to put the hammer down.
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When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the force of 1000 jet engines which then knocks the person unconscious giving you time to do whatever you want to them.
Isaac just Hammer Spanked storm so goddamn hard.
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To throw a frisbee overhand as if you were throwing a baseball. The thumb rests on the inside lip of the frisbee. You can reverse your grip and the throw then becomes the Hebrew Hammer.
Person A: Hey dude, should I throw the Hammer Throw or the Hebrew Hammer around this tree?
Person B: Yeah dude, for sure. I'm gonna smoke this joint!
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Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.
T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.
D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.
T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017
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Very, very cool!! Better then usual.
tight: meaning this is cool, awsome.
Hammer Monkey Tight: Of the chart!!
This outfit is Hammer Monkey Tight!!
Or those wheels are Hammer Monkey Tight!!
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Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.
"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."
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