The Grinch

Stealing a girls virginity unwillingly using Christmas Themed items.

"I raped that ho ho ho with some jingle bells."
"YOU GRINCH!"
"Don't make me give you The Grinch you next..."

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chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.

"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."

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The Rewind

Performing vaginal or anal sex on a woman without a comdom, pulling out, and tasting her off of your own dick.

"That bitch is so fine, I'd pull the rewind with her."
"Be kind, please rewind."

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The Richard Nixon

When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"

On Halloween, I gave my girlfriend The Richard Nixon.

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