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Term designating a non-English person obsessed with English pop-culture and society.
Tea-aboos are typically extremely obsessed with English works (especially those created by Steven Moffat) such as Dr. Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Monty Python and Steampunk. In addition they are obsessed with other aspects of English culture such as the Victorian Era, Royal Family gossip, Banksy, etc. They only listen to British music, with their obvious favorites being Queen and The Beatles.
Tea-aboos tend to overdress for every occasion and wear anachronistic clothing such as a top hat or a pocket watch. They are almost always social outcasts to some degree (depending on their tea-aboo level) and generally live in well-educated and affluent areas of the United States such as the San Francisco Bay Area.
Usually have very passionate but uninformed opinions on all matters of British politics, especially Brexit and the NHS, and believe that all aspects of British culture are superior, despite having no experience with the UK outside of media portrayals. They use the British spellings and pronounciations for no reason other than to be a giant fuck.
While not all aspects of the Tea-aboo can be fully covered in this definition, one last important trait of note is their use of constant use of English slang in an attempt to normalize it and make their usage popular outside of the UK (Tea-aboos particularly love using slang such as saying "Bloody Hell" and "Sod it/off").
Fineas is a massive Tea-aboo- he never shuts about David Tennant and he keeps trying to get me to watch Torchwood with him.
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When you cum inside the vagina and it goes into a teacup
Whoa I just cumed in her and it landed in her teacup. That was a good tea peeing
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Cuppa teas are lovely. In France they only sell ice tea which I made me angry. British people love tea. There sweet and the best time to drink it is when you get it on the way to school and sing a song.
Cuppa tea are the best
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Lightly (or not so lightly) tugging on the scrotum with one's teeth.
My ballsack was sore after my girlfriend gave me a tea strainer.
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Tea bag with a side of dingleberry.
Mark enjoys a frequent Tea Berry treatment.
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Sqirt soda with a little iced tea
I love my squice tea unlike that gay ass ovaltine mom
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The act of teabagging, then leaving a hot steamy turd pile on the victim's face.
I totally game Jessica a tea-biscut last night.
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