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The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.
That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!
Usually only seen in the United States, because they have such a broken democracy system. If you can even call it that. During the primary debates between multiple candidates, or more commonly the presidential debates between the two candidates. Each candidate will have a deck of cards sitting underneath a compartment of their podium. When the debate begins each candidate draws 5 cards. During the debate when another candidate is asked a question the opposing candidate will draw 1 card from their deck. They can then play the card during their Main Phase 1 when one of the opposing candidates is halfway through finishing their sentence. The cards include but are not limited to, the race card, the gender card, the deleted emails card, the wall card, the climate change card, and even the newly released Twilight Sparkle card which was played to defend Melania Trump's speech during the RNC. The rules of this game change daily but one thing is certain. Yu-gi-oh is better than this bullshit.
Reporter: Hiliary what is your opinion on gay marriage?
*Donald Trump draws 1 card*
Hiliary Clinton: Well I think---
Trump: I activate the deleted emails card! Where are those emails Hiliary?
Hiliary: I counter by activating the race card! What do you have to say about all your insults you bigot?
Trump: I activate the wall card blocking your race card!
Hiliary: argh!
Trump: This duel is over! On my next turn I will depleted you LP to zero!
Hiliary *gasp*
Reporter: What are they doing?
Reporter 2: It's a political card war.
Reporter: But they still didn't answer my question. This isn't a debate it's a pissing contest!
Jimmy: Your mom gay
Bob: No U
Jimmy: *pulls out uno reverse card*
Bob: *freaking dies*
A legacy that can reverse any movement a person makes
John: You are so ugly!
Alfie: Pulls out uno reverse card
John:Oh no I'm the ugly one now!
The second most powerful thing you can possibly use in defense.
Can only be overruled by an uno skip card which it then goes to the person closest to them that didn’t use the uno reverse card this uno skip card chain can go until someone doesn’t say uno skip card...
John: ur mum gei
You:uno reverse card bitch
John: goes into corner and just cries the day away for the rest of his life
Can be gained if you not doing(or watching) anything related to sex the past 20 days
"Yo wtf bro you masturbating? Did you just lost NNN?"
"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating the past 20 days."