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When anyone, particularly a hobo, takes a dump in a city, the resulting poop is known as an Urban Pinecone.
Note: Unlike standard pine cones, Urban Pinecones do not need fire to fulfill their destiny, simply an inconveniently placed foot.
While walking downtown, Bob stepped on an Urban Pinecone. A miserable look crossed his face.
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When people's friends are defined on UD. Look up any name to see Urban Phonebook.
guy 1: I found my man jddnmd on UD the other day..creepy
guy 2: you mean the urban phonebook
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an adventure contained within a city or otherwise cosmopolitan environment, providing those on the journey the opportunity to spot artefacts of great design, natural beauty, amazing history and other achievements of man.
My urban safari of Hong Kong taught me much about its past colonial rule.
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An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.
Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.
Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.
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aka Random Dicking. Bored? Without looking at the keyboard, or thinking about it, type a word. Now, this may or may not be an existing Urban Dictionary def. Probably not. Just pick the UD def closest to your mumbo jumbo -- or the closest INTERESTING one. It will open up a new world to you, and you will learn many wonderous things!
"Hey, you wanna watch the game tonight?"
"No, I'm meeting my blind date tomorrow. She's a college girl. I don't want to seem stupid or uncool, so I'm going to do a bunch of Random Urban tonight to brush up on my hip lingo."
"RRRIIIIGHT."
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Someone who posts fake things in the urban dictionary to make themselves or someone else look high and mighty.
You Urban Faggot...
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The activity, or sport, of ejacualting on random people in towns and cities, and then running away.
1) "Oh god, what happened to you?"
2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"
1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"
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