When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!
Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!
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When you’re so buff, you have veins leading down to your dick. This was a term coined by the ex vine star Cody Ko.
Woah, Chad has boner veins now?
A erection you get when you do something great/ significant. This would include things like winning an award or hitting a home run.
Wow, I just won 1st place, I wonder how I am going to hide this Glory Boner
Boner toss is a type of throw in baseball when u put your arm straight back and turn it in to a catapult
We cal it the boner toss, because it’s hard as hell, and it’ll get you in the eye if you ain’t lookin
The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.
Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.
A model train hobbyist who gets an erection to a train passing through a tunnel.
Tony was working on the railroad when a train came through the tunnel causing him to achieve a railroad boner.
When a male is shamed for always being aroused and having an erection.
Girlfriend: What is this, why do you always have a boner!?
Boyfriend: Don't try and boner shame Me, for always being ready for the action!