love your work

A general compliment to someone. Australian colloquialism.

Great joke, Davo !! Love your work !!!

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work from home

Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.

Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."

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works like ramen

As society knows, ramen is one of the most essential and quickest foods to make. It only requires boiled water and the packet of noodles. It is almost impossible to fail at cooking ramen, and thus one can conclude that it is very easy to make ramen.

Therefore, the phrase "works like ramen" means

"To do with ease or little to no effort. To work every time with out failure."

"If you just run the pick and roll, you'll get the ball every time. Trust me, it works like ramen."

Guy1: "All I have to do is slip it on and I won't have any babies in 9 months?"
Guy2: "Yeah, It works like ramen"

Road work ahead

Ah yeah I sure hope it does

Me: there’s road work ahead!
Friend: Ah yeah I sure hope it does
Me: AHH WATCH OUT DONT HIT THE WORKERS YOU’LL KILL US BOTH WTF LET ME DRIVE YOUR VINE OBSESSION WILL KILL US ALL

work shirt drunk

being intoxicated whilst one wears a shirt featuring their employer's logo.

Travis forgot his overnight bag at home. Looks like he's gettin' work shirt drunk!

school work headache

a headache that i get when im doing schoolwork, but goes away a few minutes after i stop. the teachers either think im making it up or i need glasses or some other shit. these headaches are real.

fuck im getting a school work headache again!

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creepy guy @ work

This was something brought to light by Dane Cook the funniest guy in the entire world. If you ever notice when you are at a job there is always a creepy guy there. And even if you quit and go to a different job the guy is still there. And whenever he comes drifting in like lets say you are in the break room you get that feeling that there something wrong here and you need to get out like behind a vending machine or on the roof to go breakdancing. but there is a solution that Mr. Cook has come up with, you should talk to that guy and be nice to him and give him Snickers (candy) because when that day finally comes where he snaps! and comes into work with a sawwed off shotgun just killing everyone CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! then he gets to your office and whispers "thanks for the candy" you'll be happy you listened to Dane Cook.

"Marcus, the creepy guy @ work, just came in and shot everyone except Dane.

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