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when you laugh so hard you shit a little
i shiggled my pants
Me: Woahh... i love women
Kyle: But you.. can't be gay.
Me: Does it look like i care.
That is one of the worst things to say it means having a small di*k
someone-say I sassy u
other person-I sassy u
A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time
“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”
I want to do everything to you and your family
“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”
A repeating lyric in the popular hit song: Messages from the stars
you:¨Ï get messages from the stars¨ *he says while vibing*
some guy: ¨waht?
i get messages from the stars you dont know?