Absquatulate

To go the gas station for smokes and never come back. Or in a more Simplified version for a father figure to leave with out a farewell.

“Dad hasn’t come back in awhile I wonder did he Absquatulate?”
“Oh jimmy”

Pill

A weird tasting jellybean that if used Inappropriately can result in death

“Hey dude look at this cool jellybean I found in my meditation cabinet!”
“I think that’s a pill George...”

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Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”