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If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes

Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

by I don’t know mate June 18, 2019

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National beat the crap out of tall people day

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

by Sponge87 October 21, 2021


National 'beat the shit out of those predators' day

Why doesn't this exist?

National 'beat the shit out of those predators' day

by Yeah keep stealing them names September 10, 2021


sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

sticking them cheeks out for the rizzler!!

damn, i need to see you sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler girl.”

by kitmadden October 13, 2023

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national ask your crush out day 2

national ask your crush out day november 22

national ask your crush out day 2- edward you know what today is national ask your crush out day!

by You ask out November 22, 2019

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National beat the shit out of short people day

Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.

National beat the shit out of short people day

Fuck short people.

by Not Shre July 2, 2022

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When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play

An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.

Fish: Dude what happened?

Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."

by Alfred Miller September 27, 2009

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