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The sweetest thing in the world. 6’3 midget gem. My bestest friend & more. Life without him would be shit. I love him a little (a little too much). He’s the real rae of sunshine
A human with a dream (dream the youtuber) :o , known as Adolf hitler, yet he hates Germany.
He does LITTLE athletics and weight lifting, HE NEVER LIFTS WEIGHTS.
Im taller and stronger than dan, its crazy.
Dan eats a fucking lot, but surprisingly hes not fat yet? truth or lie? hmm
Dan has a cute cat that he doesnt take care of, but he feeds her 345 times/day, cute.
Dan's hamster is still alive, smh.
dan is fun to talk to, but he wont tell me whats the prefect death for him, he lies and says that he told me before... but i have a strong memory, i can guarantee you he never told me.
dan loves to shower once a week he wears the same undies inside out and back to front when he gets alone time he likes to smear his on shit on the toilet walls he also has a condition know as smallpenisia
The most unlikely to recognize that he is a liberal.
Dan: I am not a liberal.
Everyone else: You definetly are.
Dan is the most beautiful guy on this earth. He is super rich, very funny and good kisser. Every girls dream is to have a Dan in their life. Perfect couple is D+I❤️
A true believer and servant of the deity goddess of VWAP, they are often subject to intense discrimination but although they have been stifled for years, their "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s can be heard for miles around
*Loud Autistic noises in the background*
Oh no, the DANS are reeing again