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A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.
"COVID-21 is now a pandemic, return to online learning, close all workplaces, cancel all events!"
An unofficial mantra that morally bankrupt or ethically challenged Trumpublicans and QAnonists should have taken heed of, but were too conceited and dumb to realize that those invisible deadly viruses and their variants were smarter than them.
That “Covid is not stupid” has yet to sink in among Trump’s patriots and diehard supporters is no surprise considering the relatively high rate of infection and of mortality in most red states—a positive correlation between stupidity and mortality is hard to discount.
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When there is disagreement among vampirologists whether the bloodsucking undead are corona-proof; and if they do, what are the odds that they could infect their victims?
While vampires aren’t strictly banned in some parts of the dark world, authorities are debating whether they’d still be allowed to roam their neighborhood due to Covid-🧛 ♂️ concerns.
Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.
She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.
(noun) Updated form of COVID-19 in 2020.
“COVID-19 is so last year, COVID-20 is the new virus.”
The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic
I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work
Collectively, people who are the perpetrators of spreading covid and ruining it for the largest possible number of people
Well, here we go, another lockdown, the lowest covid denominator is why we can't have nice things.
LCD sounds like a mental disease...