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Kyle and Levi are the sexiest mother fuckers alive. On a scale of 1 to 10 their in bed performance clearly rates snowcone, mostly when together. The phrase "Kyle and Levi" is a badass derivative from the icey tundra wolfepack attack where the snowcone ceases to melt. Their motto is "All the bitches love me" and they live each day as their last. Nobody will ever be able to join the icey tundra wolfepack attack nor taste the snowcone and survive as their penis' are larger than average...exponentially. These guys rock out with their cocks out and are guaranteed to get the bitches and follow up with the punch line, "I gotcha bitch!!!!".
"DAMN!! Kyle and Levi are some sexy mother fuckers!!"
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Kyle is the name of a cool kid who is popular with good looks the girls are pretty good with him but not complete he is a nice kid and very funny (Irish name)
Kid: hey Kyle ur really cool can we hang out
Kyle: yah that would be great😄
Kyle (name)
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the tendency to be nice to everyone he knows but is secretly a player thats unknown to himself
wooow, that guy is suuch a "kyle park".
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a guy who eats wayy to many pizza rolls and has so many nicknames its impossible to name them all. hes a total freak cuz he thinks pizza rolls are better then waffles!! tends to be good at soccer or so he says. he loves his besties!!!!!!! he would do anything for them includeing stealing nutty bars and get hit by controls
pizza rolls sluts whores waffles dick sucker lifetime channel kyle dye
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Asshole. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings, and when given the opportunity, would cheat on any girl. He will ask randomly sluts for nudes and ask them to meet up for sex, even when he is in a relationship! Don't trust him. He is a snake and he will hurt anyone he can, just for fun. He has no heart.
Person 1: I have a date with Kyle tonight!
Person 2: But didn't you hear about how he cheated on his last girlfriend??
Person 1: Really! Better go cancel to tonight...
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BIGGEST FUCKBOY YOULL EVER COME ACROSS
Kyle: your the one that got away
Girl: don’t play me like that
Kyle: I don’t lie, I don’t like lies
Girl: oh Kyle Dempsey
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The Chris Kyle refers to a person sending or giving a shot of liquor at a bar or party to someone who is on the verge of blacking out. Usually performed to remove someone who is being annoying so they pass out or…
Man: yo, Mark is being annoying as hell tonight I wish he would pass out or leave already.
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. “One shot one kill”
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