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The most annoying person you’ll ever meet. Swears he’s the coolest bitch in town and that he has the best music taste and style. He’s mad stubborn and thinks he’s always fucking right when I’m reality he’s a stupid little cunt. He “surfs” and “dances.” Also he’s afraid of caterpillars and being soft in front of his friends
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Friend: “Kyle bro I love indie music Tame Impala is so fucking good”
Kyle: They’re so mainstream UHG YOU KNOW NOTHING AND HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC
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what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE
the tendency to be nice to everyone he knows but is secretly a player thats unknown to himself
wooow, that guy is suuch a "kyle park".
a guy who eats wayy to many pizza rolls and has so many nicknames its impossible to name them all. hes a total freak cuz he thinks pizza rolls are better then waffles!! tends to be good at soccer or so he says. he loves his besties!!!!!!! he would do anything for them includeing stealing nutty bars and get hit by controls
pizza rolls sluts whores waffles dick sucker lifetime channel kyle dye
Asshole. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings, and when given the opportunity, would cheat on any girl. He will ask randomly sluts for nudes and ask them to meet up for sex, even when he is in a relationship! Don't trust him. He is a snake and he will hurt anyone he can, just for fun. He has no heart.
Person 1: I have a date with Kyle tonight!
Person 2: But didn't you hear about how he cheated on his last girlfriend??
Person 1: Really! Better go cancel to tonight...
BIGGEST FUCKBOY YOULL EVER COME ACROSS
Kyle: your the one that got away
Girl: don’t play me like that
Kyle: I don’t lie, I don’t like lies
Girl: oh Kyle Dempsey
The Chris Kyle refers to a person sending or giving a shot of liquor at a bar or party to someone who is on the verge of blacking out. Usually performed to remove someone who is being annoying so they pass out or…
Man: yo, Mark is being annoying as hell tonight I wish he would pass out or leave already.
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. “One shot one kill”
Weirdo who you can always count on for a fun time. prolly plays the saxophone and isn’t afraid of telling anyone the truth. Really sweet and relaxed around only his close friends. You just can’t help but love Kyle PETER!
Gotta love Kyle Peter