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An angel kiss is often referred to as a labial/clitoral piercing. Most angel kisses occur on the majora (outer) or minora (inner) labia.
girlfriend: i just got an angel's kiss.
boyfriend: majora or minora?
girlfriend: both!
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Reply to: the Palos Verdes kid who thinks that she knows what LA is all about living in the valley.
A) We have social diversity.Not everyone in LA is weed smoking high school dropout.
B) Ever been to the business district? I'd like you to introduce me to these "soft people".
C) The immigrants arent all negative druggies. I bet the theyre probably better people than you.
D) Crime is not something taken lightly.
E) Theres traffic in LA. Our city has the second biggest population in the nation, so logically, there should be a lot of traffic.
F) We are not all superficial. We have a lot of dreamers and a lot of people who believe in their dreams.
G) No one has a poodle in LA. Period. That's just- no. We don't like poodles. Except maybe you. Btw you sound very bitter.
H) Um, what sky are you looking at? The one I see is actually very blue. Beaches arent often closed due to pollution. What's negative about smoking being banned at the beach?
I) Homosexuals & people with HIV exist eveywhere. That's no secret. Also, hate to break it to you, homeless people are everywhere.
J) Violence is a problem everywhere.
K) Violence is NOT a problem at schools in LA. Also, people at my school have a 3.5 average. So HA!
L) Homes cost a lot cause theyre historical.
There's LOADS to see her. Tons of places to visit around the Stars Walk of Fame. LA is the only city that represents every ethnicity.
Dont talk crap about my city. K? K.
Go fall in ditch (:
Owen: Hey Sung, wanna go get some Mexican food for breakfast?
Sung: Fasho! We should go surf later too.
Owen: I was thinking of going snowboarding.
Sung: We can do both ! We live in Los Angeles!
Owen: Oh yeah ! Italian for dinner?
Sung: Yes! Vietnamese for lunch?
Owen: I'm down for Pho, foo.
Sung: alright!
(at about 11 PM)
Owen: Dude, I'm hungry.
Sung: Let's get some In N Out!
Owen: I LOVE THIS CITY !
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a trend on tik tok in which opposes the “devious lick” trend.
the trend is where the the person proceeds to film theirselves participating in a good deed, like replacing toilet paper, or cleaning.
person 1: “yo did you hear about that new trend?”
person 2: “no? what is it?”
person 1: “the angelic yield trend! you know the one where the person does something nice.”
person 2: “does it like oppose the devious lick trend?”
person 1: “yeah”
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A once good magician who now drinks too much and offers drunk women money to flash him.
I'm Criss Angel. Show me your tits.
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A female who is absolutely divine, she must be an angel or a form of one. They are born from the farts of a full Angel and will eventually evolve into a full angel.
Guy 1: dude i met this girl. shes smart, beautiful, and funny
guy 2: sounds like u got urself a angel fart
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A term used in the trampling fetish community for the tip of a dick that has been trampled down to a long, flat triangular shape.
Comes from the old koan "how many angel's can dance on the head of a needle?", since the tip of an angel's peak would ideally be needle-sharp (although obviously in real life, this is impossible).
"It sucks that years of trampling have left me unable to feel anything in my Angel's Peak, but if I could do it all again, I would."
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It's just like heaven being here with you
You're like an angel, too good to be true
But after all, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
When you are near me, my heart skips a beat
I can hardly stand on my own two feet
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh I do
No one could love you like I do
Please, never leave me blue and alone
If you ever go, I'm sure you'll come back home
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
It's just like heaven being here with you dear
I could never stay the way without you near
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh, I do
No one could love you like I do
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