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A group of fucking liars who dragged John Kerry's name through the dirt on two false accusations:
1: "John Kerry never did anything heroic in Vietnam"
Acatually, John Kerry jumped off his swiftboat during a firefight to rescue a crew member who had falled overboard. And why don't you tell me about W's heroism while AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard?
2: "John Kerry betrayed his country"
Oh yeah? Let me tell you this. Out of concern for the troops being killed in Vietnam, John Kerry joined Vietnam Vets Against the War. John Kerry saw his country making a mistake and said so. That is patriotism. The "my country right or wrong" attitude is ignorance on par with medeival peasants.
Swift Boat Veterans for Truth sent out it's slanderous ads without the authorization of Bush? Bullshit.
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a sexual act in witch a female preforms a hand job while using the males own poop as lubricant.
yo me and maria are going on a tug boat to Spain tomorrow!
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When a girl rides your face and smokes a cigar with her pussy while you eat her ass.
“I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”
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'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.
Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'
(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
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(Idiom) What you do is your choice
You can go for the hot chick, or you can try and get a new car from that fat chick by eating her out, whatever floats your boat.
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The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.
I used'd up all of the saran wrap last night givin' mah bitch a glass-bottom steam boat fo' her birfday
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A set of events, usually beginning with a brilliant idea, that causes excitement, then chaotic tempest, and culminates with an end-product that is better than anyone ever imagined.
A director shouts on set: "Listen people, we're in the middle of a big bang boat revolution here! Quitting is not an option!"
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