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The coolest dad ever. The legend dave minter is a dad whos a lad.
"Yoooo your dads a dave minter mann"
"Why that"
"He just gave me a free tv, LEGEND"
What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang
I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang
An Acronym for “dick appointment Dave does you” and he is usually the better in bed then other daddy’s
Ex. Daddy Steve doesn’t have stamina
Always go with daddy Dave
I’m off to see “daddy Dave” tonight
An acronym For “dick appointment Dave does you” these daddy’s are always better in bed then other daddy’s.
Daddy Dave - I’m off to see daddy save tonight
The most sexiest man alive , very sweet & charming , dreamy , daddyish. Hella fine
Sexy af
cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)
person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint
person 2: ikr
a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.