When one acquires a still-inky sharpie and excessively draws on anything and/or anyone who will let them. Sharpie fever induced drawings include but are not limited to: tacky drawn-on jewelry, scribbles and doodles on any piece of blank anything, fake tattoos, and penis drawings on face. Usually sharpie fever abates when the sharpie runs out of ink. Similar to Scissor Sickness, when the urge to cut anything, especially paper and clothing, becomes overwhelming.
While going through the art drawer, Emma found an unopened blue sharpie. In a fit of sharpie fever, she scribbled designs on her arms and attempted to give herself highlights.
At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.
You can stop eating McDonalds. Average life span: less than 50.
Friend: What did you have for lunch?
Tim: A Big Mac.
Friend: You have got to have McDonalds Fever!
Having a fever where you’re pissing mini spheres the size of a pellet.
I’m sorry I can’t come to the party I’m having pissball fever
a sickness of loving bow hunting. the only cure is ti be up 20 feet in a tree with your boe
hey boss i cant make it to work i have bow fever.
When a girl has sex with a guy, and then is hooked on that guy for a real long time
The Main bri: I just had sex with this girl and she doesn't want to leave me alone.
The nigs friend: Bruh she has Penis Fever
Feeling of nausea and possibly vomiting from not eating before smoking weed.
Woah dude I think I got greeny fever. I didn't eat anything before we smoked.
Being attracted to Anyone born, and currently living, in Canada.
"Did you hear about Bill's trip to Vancouver? Now he totally has The Maple Fever."