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When a man shaves his pubs then sprinkles them on top of a shot glass full of liquor
My girl lost a bet last night and I made her take a Dirty German Shot
Yolo Holo: You Only Live Once Empty-Headed (A** Holes) Drinking Folks -- Men and Women, Boys and Girls.
Yolo Hohlo: Same as above except for the fact that "Hohlo" comes from the German word "hohl" which can mean simply, "empty", but is also used to mean "empty-headed, unconsidered, stupid"
Like the fascist-light buds/peeps at places like soccer games, frat parties, Oktoberfests, Spring Break Sauffesten, Ballermann, Rammstein.
-- That new Swiss Boy-Band Family "Stubete Gäng" makes great music for the Helvetic Yolo Holos -- (Yolo Holo -- Yolo Hohlo (German Variant) )
-- Spring Break in Cancun -- the Hajj for rich Yolo Holos.
When you cum in a girls mouth, spit a loogie in her mouth, and a tablespoon of sauerkraut, then cover her mouth, plug her nose and shake her head to mix.
Last night I had a German Margarita and it was delicious!
A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)
That lame ass, non-smoking, skimp joint rolling ass motherfucker is smoking a German roach.
A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.
Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow
Austrian people.
So named because of the Hapsburg Dynasty which ruled Austria and parts of Europe for centuries. Because the Hapsburgs were inbred, they developed a physical deformity: an enlarged and lengthened chin, which was passed down through the genes of members of the Hapsburg family. Hence, Austrians are known as the chin Germans of the German family.
The ultimate German Nation includes the Swamp Germans, Mountain Germans, and Chin Germans. The Dutch, the Swiss, and the Austrians, respectively.
Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.
This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.
*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"