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my pet goat

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Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.

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by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

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Grates my goat

A phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike. Another version of Grates my cheese.

"You know what grates my goat? That guy at work who eats like a horse."

by Danjanon July 21, 2009

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diamond in a goat's ass

Someplace or something very beautiful hidden or masked by something ugly.

Their studio was in the middle of a run-down warehouse but when you got inside it just opened up into this amazing space... it's like a diamond in a goat's ass.

by Original Artfag May 3, 2015

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Ocean Goat

When your dick skin shrivels up in ocean water and gives you the dick of an 80 year old asian man.

I'm really feeling the ocean goat now.

by White-Qwizard February 27, 2017

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goat man

a old man who yells a lot and get squinty eyed and has a grey goatee

John:man that goat man kept bleating(yelling) and gave me a headache
Fred:darn your grandfather sure is mean

by aedf64 November 11, 2011

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Goat Horning

When a woman poops but instead of the poop dropping into the toilet, the poop curls into her vagina, possibly causing pleasure.

- Katie was caught Goat Horning the other day.
- Did she like it?
- I think so.

by PUTTHEPOOPINMYVAGINA January 26, 2014

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Goat Point

A point that one recieves when showing ones goat to an unexpecting bystander.

I recieved a Goat Point by revealing my goat to my neighbor whilst he was mowing the lawn.

by DEATHbyPAMOR August 18, 2009

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