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The act of jerking off while taking a crap.
“Chick left me, and all I’m left with are hand blumpkins.”
Combination of "handjob" and "Yeti" (Yeti is another name for the Abonimable Snowman who is an ape-like creature who is said to live in the mountains).
The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.
She gave me the Hand of Yeti. Brrr!
The Hand of Yeti causeth me to go brrrrrrr
Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.
Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.
This is when someone's hand gets hit away " slapped for 6" whilst trying to make a move on a female and wrap his hand around her waist!
You see what had happened to dat guy by TGI...HE GET THE MUKS' HAND!!!
when two, or more people reach for the same object simultaneously.
Two females with untamed hair reach for the last jar of styling mousse and thus creating Hand Traffic
Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom
i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices
I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet
Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.