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Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth
She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel
When a waitress at a pizzeria has interest in you, she invites you to the kitchen and shoves a hot order of chicken tenders up your asshols to let you know that your a babe.
The waitress gave me an Italian delite when I walked into the restaurant.
hey jimmy I only took the landing gear off that Italian partridge on sandene wth Dave i just sauced one in the xlt on Harding
When you get shagged by an itlaian
Holy shit, when i went to italy my mom got seriously italian boned
A sexual act involving one man and 5 women. One woman rides the man and the both four get pleasured by the other limbs (2 fingered, 2 toed)
James - "what did you get up to last night?"
Micheal - "me and those birds did the Italian starfish all night"
When an Italian shoots down someone’s chance to spread a random fact
John kept spewing out random facts until I pulled an Italian quick draw
When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.
Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.
Jess: what!?
Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.
Jess: Lol.