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any person who believes they are better than everyone else and sucks off members in command.
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When one is a waste of space or human life...jizz- referring to sperm..
You really need to lose that Girl,she is a waste of jizz..
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A Chicks hairdoo after a guy ejects semen in it
The idea of which is to slut her out and make her look like a cheap slut or porn star or a slam hog. A girl with a messy hairdoo or a bed head look which reminds a guy of what she would look like after she just had sex first thing in the morning ( but she is out in public looking like that) and possibly includes big 80s style hair like hair metal type hairdoos which would make a guy want to spontaneously bust a nut in her hair from lust.
Usually followed by the sentence: Ewww he cummed in my hair! (which is what guys love to hear)
The guy is known as a jizzwig romeo after blowing his load in her hairdoo or in her eyeball.
Aka the guy blows his load in her hair after she gives him oral/ blowjob and he climaxes. The next best thing to cummimg in her mouth is getting a nut in her hair or in her eyeball.
My chick had a gnarly jizz wig after I blew my load in her hairdoo. ( well she said not in her mouth so i did the next best thing).
I took her to gobblers knob and gave her a jizzwig.
Wow love the bedhead jizzwig on that chick! I coukd spuegh all over that in some nasty sex.
She said:help I can't see I have jizz in my eyeball!
The guy who did it is now a jizzwig romeo
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Also known as a dickhole, urethra or cum tunnel.
I've never had the pleasure of being introduced to Brian's jizz jetway.
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The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.
"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."
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The liquid on top of yogurt that most people throw away or stir in.
What's the liquid on top of my yogurt? Yogurt jizz.
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Rag used to wipe cum off a surface like Stevens face
Shit I don't have my jizz rag
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