julie

one of the nicest people you could ever meet. she’s cringey but we love her. she’s funny but cares too much about her self, after all she is an assquarlius.

me: my dad just died

julie: bitch look what bean just texted me.

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July 25

A great person born on this day called isabella she is amazing!! She is the nicest, most loyal person and friend on the planet! Everyone loves her, and her winning personality radiates from her smile!

Mar: hey did u see that beautiful girl isabella?
Andrea: yes! She is amazing! Must be born on july 25

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4th of july

4th of July is a birthday date

Gina Lollobrigida (actress), Louis B. Meyer (Film Executive)
and Neil Simon (Playwright) were born on 4th of July

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july 8

sluttiest slut of them all was born on this day!!

Jen was born july 8th meaning she’s one of the biggest sluts ever!

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July-o

the newest sex position out there, guaranteed to provide orgasm that will last minimum, 6 days for both partners. It is when a male and female lay next to each other on the bed and the female wraps her leg over the guys genitals and his penis automatically inserts itself into her anus, the male then licks her breasts while the female masturbates with a dildo into her own vagina so she is being done both ways at the same time.

"uh the july-o i had with cristina......"
"what about it"
"I'm still feeling vibrations man, this was the best thing that ever happened to me"
"damn, I want to do a july=o with jennifer."

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July 3

The day before July 4. Nothing special.

Although Patti may have been born on July 3 1986, it was just another day like the day before and the day after it.

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30 july

This is the worst date to be born in, if you’re born prematurely, I know you are, ur dad failed no nut November, fucking simp. Also people born on this date are complete wimps.

30 July is truly the worst day of the year, fuck you

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