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an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.
2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?
Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
A greeting that can be either inquisitive or informative based on voice inflection,adapted from the earlier "What's crapinin".
Jer: hey whats up man?
Andrew: crap-hapinin.
An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.
Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.
a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...
put that shit on the crap desk dog
the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. Common items discovered during a de-crapping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scrapbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.
De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
Joe: Bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an Armani suit.
Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.
Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs
Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles