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Speed run

YA GOTA GO FAST!

"My names dream, and I'm going to speed run Minecraft"

by FakeDream123 September 16, 2021


Speed of light

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.

Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021


Speed of Light

Light travels at approximately 3x10^8 m/s in a vacuum as it has a mass of 0.
However, in recent years scientists have discovered that Jake Gibson is the only entity capable of surpassing such speed. Therefore, the speed of light is equal to approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second.

The speed of light is approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second

by S3arch March 29, 2021


speedy speed

A slang for treadmill that was first coined by Google Translate but got into defining by Malinda Kathleen Reese o her cchanne

I like riding the speedy speed.

by Squarcillow April 25, 2022


salice speed

a girl that never cheats and is loyal to there spouse but has a big ass head with little jaws.

she's a salice speed

by koolaidman35 November 10, 2019


Glitchy speed

Glitchy speed is the correct word used for players on NBA 2K 24 who are way to mf fast. It's glitchy because 2k creates a barrier in which they are not allowed to go past.

Giannis Antetokounmpo, Russell Westbrook are the best examples of glitchy speed.

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024


Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019