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when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.
Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."
In love or extremely loves NBA player jordan poole
*putting 4 fingers up* penis cheese
To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"
Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge
"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"
Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.
Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge
What girl says when she is ready for the next sausage in a gangbang
Her- "put the meat back in the mixture"
Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”
George: “The mine will fail.”
Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”
The Sanderson sisters sang a song in "Hocus Pocus" called 'I Put a Spell on You'
I put a spell on you, and now you're mine!
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While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.
I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!
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