Rural Dictionary

Robert Basuil

Robert Basuil, He will be the last one you would ever want to meet. He is a Player/Fuck boi or you can call him Play Boi. He will cheat on you I promise. He cheated on my for another girl and he started dating that girl but he started dating a new girl 😭.

Robert Basuil will find a new girl after you two break up about 2-3 weeks

He will act as like he loves you but not really. He will pretend that he loves you but not for real though. He goes to Grant Sawyer middle school 🙂

Me: Hey baby

Robert Basuil: Dont call me that we are over
Me: But why! What did I do!

Robert Basuil: I was never in loved with you

Me: You bastard! Your such a bitch! PLAYBOY!

Robert Basuil: I don’t give a damn!!!!

Me: I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOU!
Robert Basuil: HAHAHAHA, Do I look like I give a damn
Me: (Runs Away)

by I_hate_myself_ June 22, 2019

robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.

robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020