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The change from Communism into the Russia's sauce because some fucker from in the system thought it was...
A.) A smart idea, that only they would think of.
B.) Or a way to give a hobo on thier government steps a good laugh.
A:
Guy: How 'bout we prove our supreme knowledge and try make Russia look like fuckfaces at the same time?!!
Secretary: Wouldn't that be hard? After all you're sloshed, dude!
B:
President: THE NEW Commie sauce! In a local brand-market near you! Try it and you can almost TASTE how fucking dumb our congress is!!
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A sexual act involving 2 slices of Kraft singles and a man's genitals. It involves wrapping both slices around the man's penis and sucking until ejaculation which will also produce melted cheese. Post-ejaculation you have created the ever famous "CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
Example 1
Man - "Bitch you hungry?!"
Bitch - "Umm... i could eat something."
Man - "Bitch! Come make some CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
Example 2
Bitch - "Damn!"
Man - "What's goin on cuint?"
Bitch - "I went to make a Cheeze Whiz sandwitch, and we seem to be all out of cheeze!"
Man - "Ain't no problem Hoe! Come over here and get some of that CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
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1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.
2. it is to suck at life
"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"
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a liquid condiment made from fish or krill that have been coated in salt and fermented & is widely used in East & Southeast Asia cuisine.
You got some fish sauce there, bud?
I'm from Vietnam & I need that.
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A delightful delicacy enjoyed in places like South East Asia. Sure, it smells, but the Umami taste is to die for! Asian gangsters will take shots of it as initiation or just for fun. But NEVER, EVER, EVER microwave it. You will regret it and everyone else who uses that microwave will suffer too. Also, if you think fish sauce smells bad, try Shrimp Paste.
Thug 1: "Ai-Yah! I put da Fish Sauce in all my rice meal!"
Thug 2: "Ai-Zah! I know it good, right?"
Thug 3: "Ai-Yah! I had it in my rice yesterday and I'm microwaving the leftovers right now!!"
Thugs 1 & 2: "Ai- YOU DID WHAT???!!!!"
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When you stick your uncle into a juicer and ejaculate into the juice produced by the juicer and feed it too your cat Mittens and he ejaculates while vomiting into a can.
I just love uncle sauce on a Monday morning.
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A group of friends are trading jokes and then one of them tells a joke that falls flat and ruins the thread of humor. It's like dumping too much soy sauce on rice.
We were all busting each other up till Jerry soy sauced the thread of humor with a lame joke.
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