Suicide Water Bombs

The act of creating pieces of poo that when falling in the toilet, creates a splash that goes up to your anus and makes you wet. Obviously made when taking a dump.

When Christina tells her friends about having suicide water bombs, the guys overhear the part of her getting wet. They then get aroused.

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suicide awareness month

No, it’s NOT no-simp September. it’s suicide awareness month… Please stop covering up something serious 😃

Person A: It’s No-simp-sept-
Person B: 💥🔫 Shut the hell up, it’s suicide awareness month.

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Suicide sixty-nine

noun:A sexual finishing move based out of the standing sixty-nine position where the male, after recieving full pleasurment from the inverted female, proceeds to pile drive her into the ground, rendering her dazed and or unconcious.

Suicide sixty-nine, the easy way to avoid the ackward after sex talk

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Suicide Squad

a group of emos

im with the mother fucking suicide squad!

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Third-degree suicide

When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.

Damn, I hate myself. I should commit Third-degree suicide.

California double suicide

When the person driving a car gives road head to the passenger while driving on winding roads

Holy shit! Fanny and Juan drive off a cliff after she was giving him a blowjob! Wow what a California Double Suicide!

Suicided or Died Mysteriously

The message in GMod Prop Hunt when a hunter dies, usually due to noob-tubing a room full of props (suicided) or randomly "tripping" over something and dying (died mysteriously). The gamemode was very poorly made and is not updated, so the latter happens surprisingly often.

Daithi De Nogla: *Steps on a toilet and dies* "Agh! I slipped on a toilet! WHAT THE FUCKKK!"

"Daithi De Nogla suicided or died mysteriously."