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Austin is a prick that doesn't like anybody, he tends to fail math very easily and doesn't do very good at listening. He mugs homeless people and kisses married women, and dates the school whore. Overall a very good sexy person and very lovable. He's very fruity on the side but nobody knows about that.
Austin: Me and chase did anal last night\
Me: Why didn't you let me join
Austin: you never asked
That gay bitch who sucks too much dick
Damn that austin was soo good but gay asf
Only eats Mac and cheese
Yeah that’s Austin, he only eats Mac and cheese.
(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot
Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.
They type of guy that’s good to hang out with at parties but will steal your cheeseburger. He is also the guy that will complain about how jamming his thumb is the worst pain he has ever experienced.
Autistic bald beta male who has like 100000000 power in clash of clans