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I’m just a sexy beast that loves Alissa
“Wow is that Austin”
Yeah he’s a sexy beast that is madly in love with Alissa”
The dorkiest dork in history. He is a music nerd and always loses the girls. He get them quick but drops them quick too. He definitely isn’t the most stunning person in the galaxy. There are a few pros to this mess though; he is good at sports and will eventually get that sexy body that all girls love. And he will also become quite attractive in years to come.He will amount to good things in the future, but for now, he is a wimpy nerd.
Kid: Ewwww it’s austin!
Kid from the future: Don't worry he will turn out... eventually!
The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
A grown man who claims to be autistic in order to convince his friends he's innocent of being a paedophile, by sending pictures of himself naked to young girls.
Have you heard about Austin? He fucked a lady bug doll, then sent it to 12 year old girls.
Sexy man who gets so many girls.
Man your kinda like Austin you’re getting so many girls.
bad ass minecraft pro god daddy chill
oh theres austin, that fat bitch.
A funny caring idiot Austin's loveable and he's someone u need in your life he can be rude at time but he's amazing he's cute and many more things
Austin is being so nice.
Yep he's a awsome person