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when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.
Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"
Snorting Ketamine and inhaling Nitrous Oxide.
Damn, there was so much Cake and Ice Cream I thought we were at some kid’s fucking birthday party.
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a hairstyle, favored by african american women, in which hair is swirled and varnished in a way that it resembles the swirl of a dairy-queen ice cream cone
That Tashiqua has got some serious ice cream hair.
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Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.
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A person who's mother was impregnated during a pornographic film.
Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.
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The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .
"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
ass food cleveland steamer vomit feces hoe anal poop fetish the cream corn surprise
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A fucking sandwich made of chocolate cookies and vanilla ice cream. Not something to do with sex or shitting on someone. Thats nasty bro. Like, why would you take a delicious ice cream treat and turn it dirty minded?
You see, this (see GIF below), is an ice cream sandwich. Not that nasty shit y’all think up.
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