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James Syndrome

Someone who is completely thick and/or slow. They find it hard to understand normal people's conversations and jokes. Basically, they are retards. Often used in secondary schools across the UK.

I think my brother has James Syndrome

by Jinab July 31, 2006


Rick James

One of the baddest and best-looking motherfuckers of all time. A guy whose drink every bitch should hold at least once in her life. A Cocaine-sniffing, Charlie Murphy slapping, slap bass playing, 80s superfreak who used to go to clubs and approached females and would lick the whole side of their faces.

A mad-niggerish dude who wished he had more hands so he could give all of your titties four thumbs down. That would be "cold-blooded"!!!!!

To Kevin, Wim and Christian: "I'm Rick James, bitches. It's Friday, it's a celebration bitches." Bang Bang !!! Bang Bang!!!

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 04, 2010


James Potter

James Potter was an incredibly talented, good-looking, brave and most importantly, GOOD person. He and Snape shared a Malfoy/Harry relationship; Jo HAS confirmed that James wasn't bullying him. Snape got back at him a lot. James hated and was disgusted by Snape's Dark Arts infatuation (much like Harry at Draco) and this was his unconscious reason for troubling him. He had a huge, HUGE crush on Lily Evans, his pretty fellow Gryffindor with red hair and green eyes. She used to despise him for how he behaved with Snape but also secretly admired him for his bravely and loyalty, one example being when he saved Snape's life down at the Whomping Willow without a concern for his own. His crush eventually grew out into love, and she agreed, after years of him asking her out, to go out with him. She fell in love with him too, and Snape hated James for that. But please let us not forget that SNAPE was the reason they got killed in the first place and James died out of love for Lily and his son Harry. James used to be proud and arrogant but he grew out of it. Snape remained a bully. So, overall, 'James Potter' can be used as a definition of 'extremely-and-absolutely-charming-amazing-and-handsome-brave-person' and also for someone following the object of his affections who doesn't like him back. Well, not YET! ;)

Take my advice, Mark, and don't go pulling a James Potter on Sophia. She really does NOT like you, whatever you may think
(in contradiction to the girl actually having a hidden crush on the guy as compared to what JK Rowling implied was the case with Lily)

by nowi'mlyingonthecoldhardground March 12, 2016


christian james

The coolest nigga in the world
Everyone loves him

I love Christian James so much

by Mizzsexy1107 December 20, 2016


James Bailey

A name for a guy who likes rocks getting thrown at his head. He is a nice guy and usually wears glasses but can be a massive rock grabber. He usually calls places like Taco Bell Indian food and is also known as GeoDude from Pokemon. Sometimes he can be really smart but other times he can be a big fat spack.

Watch out for the rocks its James Bailey!
James Bailey will take these rocks in a minute if you do not be careful!

by ihitfatdabs May 05, 2019


James Baxter

Jaaaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter is a mythical beach ball riding horse that can only say his own name. He is loved by all but his only love is the seaside. He is allergic to Karen's, and middle management. His occupation is unknown but he likes drugs.

He has been known to ride his beach ball between Beatles themed pubs.

Abbie: Oh my God - is that James Baxter?
Sara: No, it's just a horse - he's obviously not riding a beach ball.

James Baxter: Jaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter

by FinnplusJake November 23, 2018


james croft

Someone with a penis with a resemblance to Gonzo's nose

G - hey whats that hanging out over there?
Roxanne - oh never mind that its a james croft

G- it looks like gonzo's nose
Roxanne- no that just his penis... all blue and crooked

by G_meister November 27, 2019