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A franchise of international preparatory schools whose stated goals are to unite students from around the globe and help foster international understanding and peace. In practice, 75% of graduates go on to work in the financial sector.
David: Hey, remember how Ahmed wanted to save the world back at the United World College?
Jeff: Yeah, he's working at the IMF now.
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"Whatever." Allusion to Liam Lynch's (of Sifl and Olly) song "United States of Whatever".
You know what, if you can't even take 2 minutes to take a look at that, it's my United States of Whatever.
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the best country in the world. everything in the world is based off of what the united states does. i dont care if you think this country is shit. without us, the world would have nothing and for the people that live in here and hate it, get the hell out. we dont want you if youre gonna bitch about how much you hate this country while youre liveing in it.
guy1: the united states of america sucks
guy2: get the hell out. stop complaining.
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a very wealthy middle eastern nation that is rolling in oil and banking dough. a former british colony, it is made up of 7 emirs, or provinces ruled by sultans. the nation usually known as the uae is the most liberal mid eastern nation, with western culture and products circulating throughout. however, the nation is still for the most part a kingdom. the country's claims to fame are a company from the city of dubai attempting to buy US ports, the comic strip character garfield's constant attempts to send his cousin nermal to the city of abi daubi, and human rights violations of foreign workers and the poor.
the united arab emirates looks like a wealthy westernized nation on the outside, but if you take a closer look, it's just saudi arabia minus some fanaticism.
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White people who wear "G-Unit" clothes and who act gangster as if they're black.
Kyle: Oh my god look at that g-unit wigger down there
Dylan: Pfft he's gonna get beaten up.
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A nation which, along with being one of the few remaining superpowers of the world, is filled with all types of people. The USA is a multicultural nation consisting of a Caucasian majority, which will have changed to an Hispanic majority by the year 2050.
Unfortunately, most of the world (including many Americans) does not realize that, though we throw the word "democracy" around quite a bit, the US is a Republic, modeled after Rome. If you can’t tell the difference, look it up.
A few important facts about the United States of America:
1. We are not all stupid, nor are we ignorant or intolerant.
2. Yes, we have had bad leaders. So has every other nation on Earth. Unfortunately, the US is under a bigger spotlight politically than most of the world, and our mistakes seem bigger. Get over it.
3. America is as full of patriots as it is dissenters, and that is one of the things that make the country great. The ability to speak freely and without reason to fear the government is more than many nations can boast.
4. Yes, we speak a mockery of the English language. Don't fault us on how we speak, because every language came from another.
5. No, we don't hate Canada. As a matter of fact, Canada and the United States of America would be bestest friends if they were individual people.
6. We have the longest standing Constitution of any nation today, and we are proud that we have maintained a strong relation to our roots.
7. We are not all arrogant, racist, ignorant bastards, so please, stop using the Internet to call us so. Also, really, how many people who comment on our ignorance have met an American from the majority of the population? (No, COPS is not an accurate representation of the majority, and I suggest you stop watching the program, it rots your brain)
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A place that is heaven when you're immigrating and hell when you actually get there
"Yes, I just got my Green Card! I'm going to United States of America, baby!"
(Three months later)
"Hello?"
"Hi, buddy this is (some Mexican name). So how's life in United States of America?"
Grimaces and says darkly"Don't ask, fellow, don't ask..."
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