soggy waffle

When you have an intense hatred for any female with a purse, and your only option is to pour any type of liquid into it.

That girl is such a bitch, someone needs to soggy waffle her.

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waffle crapper

A girl that's so hot, you wouldn't mind if she crapped on your waffles while you're eating breakfast the morning after.

Did you see Ariana today? I don't care if she never returns my calls, she's a freaking waffle crapper.

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Twat Waffle

Someone who is a douche bag, idiot, jerk ect.

When your ex calls you drunk asking to hook up he is being a twat waffle.

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waffle house

to fart while spinning in circle, thereby maximizing the area that your fart covers.

Damn, Paul just waffle housed Larry.

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Twat Waffle

When you stomp someone cunt while wereing boots, thus leaving a waffle like indention.

I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!

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amish waffle

A waffle that has a beard, dresses in black, shuns electricity, and is fun to eat.

Yo homie dawg are you gonna go pick up some amish waffles?

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twat waffle

1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment

Jo: What's up twat waffle?
Ash: Not much.

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