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Similar to a Jug Wash but with Egg.
Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.
When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.
My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.
A wash-in occurs when you can't leave the pub due to heavy rain. Hence, you are 'washed-in'. It may also be used as a call to stay at the pub regardless of the weather.
We won't be coming back to work today boss, we're 'washed-in'.
A Roblox noob said these onces
Dam that guy such a noob probably he thinks our president is georoge washing machine
The art of drinking copious amounts of alcohol at a ungodly pace
Now were washing em jockey dogger skinnerrrrr
When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.
Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.
When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)
I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight