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browser window amnesia

A mental lapse occurring when multiple browser windows are open and you forget which one is playing music. This is incredibly annoying and may require you to restart your browser.

"Where is that music coming from!?"
"It's my computer but I'm not sure what it's coming from!"
"Well, turn it off!"
"I have a serious medical condition. It's called browser window amnesia!"
"That's not serious, you just found it on urban dictionary."
"Urban dictionary is a the world's most respected source for neologisms."
"You're right! You do have a serious mental condition!"

by jdaddyk April 9, 2010

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Windows Batch File

A file that can mess up your computer.

Guy 1: I Downloaded a file called Free minecraft.bat (Windows Batch File) off of Mediafire!
Guy 2: Are you stupid?
Guy 1: too late, My PC Is now toast.

by JamezWebResearch August 15, 2017


Windows XP Background

The magical land where Sonic The Hedgehog awkwardly falls in love with a realistic human.

"The Windows XP Background, hooo, bad memories there, good thing I dumped that bitch"- Sonic the Hedgehog

by Signup Man December 12, 2021


washington window washer

When you cum on a girls face then wipe it off with a one dollar bill thus known as a washington window washer

My girl needed her face washed so i gave her a washington window washer

by team anal March 25, 2014


Norwegian Swimming Window

The two days a year the water temperature in Norway raises above 15 degrees Celsius, and norwegians consider it possible to go to the beach.

Ola: Hey Kari wanna go to the beach?
Kari: Nah it's June and the Norwegian Swimming Window hasn't opened yet.

by Lethan December 9, 2015


roll her windows

when you pull a girls pants down

hazza: oi, check out that hot lass over there
bazza: ah yeah, i'm gonna roll her windows down
hazza: you go for it mate!!!1

by tonkles July 24, 2015


Running Windows '98

If someone is not understanding simple things easily and/or is physically slow and not energized, he/she is running Windows '98. *It helps to know if the person is usually smart and/or physically quick to make the judgement justified.*

*It is early in the morning*
What is 100 squared?
-Uhhh....
You need a reboot, stop running windows '98

Coach, I dont feel like running a mile today.
-Windows '98 wont help you win the game next week.

dumb, dumbass, idiot, retard, lazy, tired

by Fresh Prince Kenya March 22, 2012