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A country that is often mistaken to be full of fat people and the love of shooting guns. the actual country is diabetic and loves shooting children.
jimmy: I live in America
Bob: So that's why you're fat
Jimmy: what did you say?!??!
Bob: er
Jimmy: *shoots Bob
McDonalds and Ak47s
Person: describe america in 3 words
Me: Mcdonalds and Guns
Erectile dysfunction, but it's a place.
How's America doing?
Not good.
America is a sweet and nice girl. She is very pretty and beautiful. She is the best human on this planet. She is also very funny and will always put a smile on your face. She’s so gorgeous when you see her you’ll think she’s fake. I love America.
America is a very pretty girl.
An overused, outdated, offensive term for the United States.
Stop calling the United States America. America is a continent, not a country.
America (or the USA). One of the most iconic & most hated places ever.
I'm American myself, but even I'll admit there are flaws so this will be non-defensive or whatever.
Pros:
• This country has some of the best geography ever.
From the Rocky Mountains to the Grand Canyon, you have to admit that is pretty good sights.
• The people here are very friendly (except New Jerseyans), and they are very welcoming (especially in Texas).
• America has done a lot for the economy & they are the ones who ally with the countries that usually hate them (aka Europeans mostly).
• America has helped other countries & they worked together with other countries.
• Highest GDP.
Cons:
• The politicians can be corrupt.
• The politicians can lie (looking at you presidents).
• Some people are a-holes (again, New Jerseyans).
• Some people are fat (mostly the southern states like Texas, where I live).
Now, America gets a lot of flack for "eVeRYoNE iS FAt" & "eVEYonE thERe iS DUm" but this is the thing most American haters don't realize. This is a minority of America, & it is mostly in the south so these people are hating on America just because of a few people.
Also, what these people don't realize is that every country has its flaws. And these people talk all this crap to America. Bro, admit wherever you live isn't perfect either.
I like other countries, so why can't they like us?
So can't be united, and get along? Please?
Me: I live in America
A European Idiot: Oh, you live in burgerland & fatland? Ha, you are too stupid to use the metric system!
A Cool Random Dude: Can't we get along, please?