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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021


Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021


Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021


the awesome slapstick

The most awesome man in the world.. And has been a main staple of the universe !

The Awesome Slapstick... Man I wish I was him

Man The Awesome Slapstick sure is Awesome

by DANEBOOTYCLAP December 23, 2013


awesome cool

A filler word when responding to another person for describing the state or tone of the conversation being overly positive.

A: We can install a wind turbine on a bus canopy which will enable bus riders to charge their phone while they wait.

B: Awesome cool. We can continue with the idea and watch it come to life!

by The Energy Kid June 29, 2021


Awesomous

Better than awesome. Even better than what you thought would happen.

I got an awesomous raise today.

by StephQ September 27, 2008


Brian Awesome Keith

I mean, he's fucking awesome - like his middle name clearly states.

Liv said 'Did you guys know that BK's middle name is "Awesome"?? He is literally Brian Awesome Keith.'

by b_dubulous March 13, 2023