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A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.
Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.
Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.
When a fupa is so large it is no longer able to be considered a fupa and is now graduated to a beaver keg
Damn look at the beaver keg in that girl, she been eatin good!
The one guy they hire with those big ass teeth. Always chewing on wires and plastic fuse boxes. Usually works on a car and then has to be pushed outside because it won’t start. If it does drive out, it won’t be long and it’ll be back again.
Damn it beaver boy!
No not that kind of Damn.
You worked on this car and now it won’t start! Go grab the dolly’s and we’ll push it outside. They’re probably over by Dan
A Beaver with Teeth as big as its head. It is also obese and has rabies.
Oh my that's one HUGE Banute Beaver.
A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.
Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.
Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*
In the mobile game of Evil Apples (Cards against Humanity) when a player (usually male) adds another player (usually female) as a friend, then invites them to a game and nobody else, just to chat with no intention of actually playing the game but to sext or either exchange snapchat info.
Said act of ONLY inviting one person to a game lobby to chat, is called a Beaver Trap.
The Term was invented by a legendary EA player named "Hessa" and marketed, propagated to a wider audience by Dr. Delicious in the Evil Apples community.
Renee - Did you hear? Farthammer beaver trapped Brittany!
Chelsea - Omg what a creep!
(In the game)
Ryan - Hey, ur sexy
Bella (victim) - Are you going to start the game or is this a beaver trap?