drunk sleeping

Drunk sleeping is when you don't have rem sleep therefore you're not really asleep and you're still drunk. It's not conscious or unconscious. At the end of the day it's poor sleeping and you're still tired when you wake up.

While I was drunk sleeping, I pissed on myself.

Did you have a good nights sleep? No, I drunk slept.

Drunk Science

The Act of Sciencing under the influence of Alcohol

Tom:DRUNK SCIENCE!!!!

Wheelchair Drunk

Getting beyond your-highest-level of intoxicated while on vacation, having the hotel staff wheelchair you back to your room because of your silly amount of intoxication.

Buddy, I was in Mexico last weekend with the woman, all inclusive drinks got me fucking wheelchair drunk.

drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

Dicking drunk

When a dude is getting dicked down after getting drunk

Bob: Chet imma get dicking drunk tonight. catch me at elonzo's place.

Chet: Das gae bring me some food after, k?

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drunk netflixing

similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting, it's when you are drunk and add items to your netflix queue. you don't realize you added the items until you receive a dvd in the mail that you have no memory of requesting.

you go to the mailbox and open your red envelope ready to watch the next episode of "it's always sunny in philadelphia", only to find that you have "marley and me" instead. and you're like WTF! how did this shit get in my queue?! i must have been drunk netflixing last week.

drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."