eric gives madison good back rubs. really good ones. like really really. gives her goosebumps.
eric erbentraut gave her goosebumps during a back rub!
Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5’11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.
Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.
He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.
Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.
Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies
Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.
a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.
Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.
It’s Eric Clapton outside today.
A very hot day when the sun is said to be cracking the flag stones.
Eric Clapton’s son, Conor, fell from a 53rd floor apartment, effectively cracking the flags on the pavement below.
Bleeding hell, it’s Eric Clapton out there today.
A quirky but often insightful mathematician who manages investments for Peter Thiel. He coined the term "Intellectual Dark Web" and is the older brother of Bret Weinstein. He claims to have developed a theory of physics called Geometric Unity but has not completely released it. He is also the host of the "The Portal," a cool podcast, but he has not had an episode in a long time. Perhaps one day he shall return.
Sam: "Where's Eric Weinstein? I haven't seen him he appeared on Joe Rogan."
Jordan: "I'm sure he's around."