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Austrian people.
So named because of the Hapsburg Dynasty which ruled Austria and parts of Europe for centuries. Because the Hapsburgs were inbred, they developed a physical deformity: an enlarged and lengthened chin, which was passed down through the genes of members of the Hapsburg family. Hence, Austrians are known as the chin Germans of the German family.
The ultimate German Nation includes the Swamp Germans, Mountain Germans, and Chin Germans. The Dutch, the Swiss, and the Austrians, respectively.
Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.
This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.
*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"
When you cum in a girls mouth, spit a loogie in her mouth, and a tablespoon of sauerkraut, then cover her mouth, plug her nose and shake her head to mix.
Last night I had a German Margarita and it was delicious!
You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face
Oh my god they did the German mud wizard
a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.
"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
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When you give a girl anal and right after she gives you a blow job.
Dude your grandma totally asked for a german snickerdoodle last night.
A cocktail of jagermeister and red bull
"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "
"It must have been that german ass fucker"