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A term used to describe the large demographic who spend a large portion of their day doing stupid things online (blogging, commenting on blogs, making google maps, tweeting, etc.). Through an aggregated affect of their anonymity and willingness to comment on topics of which they have now knowledge these people are significantly dumber than most Americans.
Someone who posts a word on Urban Dictionary, for example, could be considered a member of the internet people.
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A girl with whom one conducts a relationship over the Internet, often involving cybersex.
Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.
The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.
His Internet girlfriend admitted to him one evening that she was very paranoid, extremely self conscious, and apparently schizophrenic.
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Posting insults over the internet intended to disrupt the general tranquility of the receiver of the said insult.
Has been related to the special Olympics; Even if you win the race, you're still retarded.
Poster 1: "Ha I like cheese."
Poster 2: "Your Mom likes cheese."
Poster 1: "Hey leave my Mom out of this, she's cool."
Poster 2: "Yeah she was way cool last night with my cum all over her face."
Poster 1: "Hey fuck you man, you're a complete moron with no life. You will go nowhere and it's people like you that make the internet suck." <--- INTERNET FLAMING
Poster 2: "ur mom"
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A remarkable phenomenon sweeping the Internets regarding a sad, lonely, attention craving individuals seeking to be "unique" through photos of themselves. The photos usually are taken by a friend whose parents gave them a nice camera. Most networking sites are all overly saturated with these dorks. Usually, these folks have no connection to the real world and work in some sort of part time retail job.
"so, what do you do for a living?" said John
"oh, umm I an internet model" replied Tanya
"what do you mean by internet model?" questioned John
"my friend takes photos of me with his nice camera so I can put the pictures on myspace. So I can get attention I would never get elsewhere" replied Tanya
"oh so basically, you're an insecure bimbo who pretends to be something she's not on the internet?" said John
"no wonder we're in a recession" laughed john
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An internet challenge is basically what happens when one thing gets popular and thousands of people try to desperately recreate it for views.
That man seemed very desperate for views. He must have been participating in an Internet Challenge
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An Internet elf, or simply elf in Internet slang, is someone who actively promotes wisdom, intellect, logic, empathy and curiosity in an online community or online discussion forum, with the primary intent of connecting with other users in civil, open-minded and educational discussions.
An internet elf helps people with opposite viewpoints to interact together harmoniously in an online community.
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The ability to come off as interesting, likable and/or charming in an internet conversation. However this skill does not usually translate to real life, face-to-face situations.
"Oh Jan? He's very internet charming, but it turns out that we don't have any real chemistry when we meet in person."
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